My star trek pickup lines
In my weird delusional and slightly sleep-deprived state, I suddenly came up with some star trek pickup lines, I don’t know why exactly, a lot of the things I do often confuse me, but oh well. This is a list of seven pickup lines, some better than others, and most can be used by both genders, I hope you find these amusing, and live long and prosper!
Star trek pick up lines
1) “Hey, wanna see my captain’s log?”
2) “Did you set your phasor to stun, or am I just stunned by your beauty”
3) “Is that your communicator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
4) “Baby, i’m so fast, I go in at warp speed”
5) “you better set your alert level to 3, because you’re about to have an intruder on one of your decks”
6) “I’m about to boldly go where lots of men have gone before”
7) “I’m no sulu, but I know how to control my sword”
A person I was talking to in school today asked me what I did when I went home, and I told him “I read”, he then said “I don’t see the point in reading, it’s really boring,” to which I replied “If reading is boring when you do it, you’re probably not doing it right”.
Hello people of tumblr. This is my first post, and I might post the odd post now and then, so happy tumbling (if that’s even a word/phrase) and that’s it for now!